A london bar has installed urinal mounted games consoles in a move to relieve men of boredom across the country.

Mounted above the traditional ceramic bowl, its infra-red censors turn a trip to the bladder house into an opportunity to play games.

By aiming 'carefully' while doing a number one, would-be gamers can guide a skier off 'piste' or put out a blaze during their '60-second' toilet trip.  

(source: The Sun Online)

Penis envy

There is also a general knowledge quiz called.....wait for it... Clever Dick, in which players must pee in the right direction to select their answers.

When their game is done/supply is dwindled, players are given a code which they can enter into a website to join online leaderboards.

Designer Gordon MacSween said: "We weren't sure how people would react, but on the first night after we installed it, a group of America servicemen were in the bar.

"I heard one of them coming out of the toilet, high-fiving his mate saying, 'Twelve!'

"His pals were saying 'No way dude!' and going off to play and compete, and I thought, this is good.

Captive Audience

"Because of where it is," MacSween contiued "you've got a minute of a guy's time, it's a great time to put messages in front of him.

"We've already carried adverts for products whose sales have gone up by 40 and 50 per cent, so they are very keen to use it as a promotional tool."

Giving a completely new slant on the phrase Wii this new gaming sensation may sink or swim.

Still it beats peeing all over your shoes.